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| I took this picture in Munich. Kissing, Ja! Smoking, No! |
Today I would like to inform you about some bullshit that's going on over here. They don't celebrate Valentine's Day in Germany. Supposedly it's an American holiday. That's right...there aren't any glittery heart shaped cards or heart shaped cookies with pink frosting. (They don't even know what frosting is!) AND...You can forget about getting flowers, chocolate or even a good bottle of wine. Even a romantic dinner in an over crowded restaurant is crazy talk. THAT is some bullshit. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit...the end.
P.S. Happy Valentine's Day to the Americans. And a happy normal Monday to the Germans.
P.P.S. To my German girls: It's time to start the Valentine's Day revolution. I need some damn chocolate and some new crotchless panties. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
